omgthatoneninja:

As Reni stared at the sea of multicolored plastic balls all she could think was she’d agreed to this.

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faiyuuhi:

Fai pressed the record button, setting her phone close enough to pick up the voices. She hadn’t heard from him in some time, probably because he was stuck out in a cave with little to nothing so it wasn’t like she could complain.

She missed him. And so did akihiro. She wondered if it was the same for him.

She had hit the button just as Akihiro quieted down from a fit. He was left with hiccups and a red face. “My sweet boy…mommy misses him too.”

“Dada….da..” her son mumbled, obviously still disappointed that his dada wasn’t to be found.

“It’s ok! I know mommy can’t play that leg game but I’m still fun right?” Knowing full well the baby didn’t understand what she was talking about. But he did always enjoy the ‘airplane’!

“Upsie daise!! Hehehehehe aaa-bblttttttttttt!” Bringing his tummy to her lips to blow a raspberry. To her delight, it had aki squealing and giggling in no time. Just as she had hoped. She had no resource to send him a letter, she could only just wait till he got the message.

“Can you say ‘I love you daddy!’? He loves you lots and lots.” Bringing the phone closer so akihiro could play with it.

BEEP BEEP BEEP

“Pfft no sweetie. Don’t press the buttons. Can you say I love you daddy? ”

“Wuvoo! Wuvoooo dada!”

“Pffft hahahaha close enough. That’s my smart boy. I love you, Anata. Be safe and come home soon.”

Fai pressed stop. Attaching the file to a message.
(Audio attached)
(Text) we miss you.

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guacamolic:

my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t want none unless you are fiscally responsible and mature enough to take care of yourself

ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

im-the-one-in-punk:

kirklandork:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

teamshercock:

morango-flutuante:

holly shit.

I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.

If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.

tag your porn

official-brendon-urie

mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

aragorn1379:

ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

mother fuckin macys sale

hawkbishop:

everyone’s always like “omg coffee shop aus pls” and i’m just like omg:

layiingpipe:

wanting to interact with a certain character but having no idea how your characters would actually interact.

prinzart:

Life’s too short not to put Tenten in Sasuke’s onesie.

ilykakashi:

I feel like Yamato was expecting great things and then Kakashi just lets him down.
“oh you’re just talking about fucking Naruto again fine,”